I AM WEARING RED LIPSTICK BUT I DON’T WANT TO BONE YOU
Cmon guys, isn’t it possible to wear a nice outfit and do your hair and put on liquid liner and red lipstick and then be like eeew people are gross, get them and their stupid faces and genitals away from me? Can we just wear stupid girly things because they are funny and colorful and make life less excruciating and not because we want anything to do with any other humans on the face of the planet? Also how do I boil that paragraph down to something short enough to use as the title of my memoir. Look, all I’m really saying is that I just hate the curtains in this hideous picture so bad. So bad. I’m only posting it because I’m drunk. It’s an embarrassment and I don’t want anyone to think I had anything to do with the selection of those curtains. They were in an apartment my friend was subletting. If I was sober I’d never let those curtains see the light of internet.
